White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan are still trying to make 16-year-old (that’s their story and they’re sticking to it) Ali Lohan happen so they threw her ass into an awkward photo shoot for Blohan’s 6126’s spring/summer 2011 collection. Yes, this is supposed be an ad campaign for a clothing line. It looks more like something out of a mail order MILF bride catalog.
But I have to give up to Nana Lohan. She did the best she could even though she only took three Photoshop night classes at the local community college. Yes, Ali’s leg looks like it was borrowed from Heather Mills and her face has the complexion of a Glade candle, but Nana Lohan really tried.
And it was smart of LiLo to save a few coins IN THIS ECONOMY by shooting this mess guerrilla-style at an open house for a condo in The Valley. You can almost hear the broker screaming at them to get the fuck out.