The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 22nd!

September 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Well, that explains everything. It wasn’t Vinny’s dick at all. Snooks just has bad eyesight. – Detective_LaToya

Runners-up:

After being rejected for “Dancing With The Stars”, Snooki decided she would start her theater career in Tijuana. – parissucksliterally

For the vapid little whore in training, it’s an updated classic: My Little Phony. – maejones

Moments before the world’s first successful dog-horse suicide pact. – jazzfish_77

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