Open Post: Hosted By Suri And Her Stroller

September 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Last night in Prague, Suri Cruise decided to use up her 100-steps-a-day quota by walking from the restaurant to the hotel. About 20 steps into it, Suri once again realized that walking on the ground in flats is for losers, so she snapped her fingers, jumped into Tommy Girl’s arms and instructed her slave mom to carry her stroller the rest of the way.

I would not be surprised if we’re looking at the exact same scene in 30 years. A 34-year-old Suri will be wearing the same outfit while Tommy Girl carries her through the streets.

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