On Lourdes’ first day of school at LaGuardia High School, she was at her locker talking to her friends when her mother Madge skipped up wearing a side ponytail, a pink ruffle skirt and lace gloves. Madge hip bumped Lourdes before saying, “Hey girlfriend, do you want to come to my house after school and listen to CDs with parental advisory stickers on them?”
That is the vision these pictures of Madge and Lourdes give me. Madge is slowly becoming a character created by Amy Sedaris. I mean, she’s dating a baby who still has trouble peeing standing up, so she might as well turn back the clock all the way.
Madge, Lourdes, Rocco and Carlos Leon pulled Taylor Momsen out of a bamboo tree last night for the launch of the Material Girl fashion line at Macy’s. Taylor is the “face” of the line and she couldn’t look more thrilled if she tried. Yeah, that’s her “thrilled as fuck” face. But to be fair, the toxic fumes from the layers upon layers of lead paint she’s got on her eyes seeped into her head and made her more brain dead than usual. It’s a small price to pay for looking like a total asshole.
And I wouldn’t be mad at the NAACP if they struck out against Taylor Momsen, because bitch is pretty close to wearing full blackface.