Well, Look At Those Eyebrows

September 22, 2010 / Posted by:

The picture of Becks‘ alleged pussy peddler of choice is tiny, but her delicate brows of leased desire are still speaking to me softly. Brows so thin that Posh could wear one as a loose-fitting belt and use the other one to jump rope. But sadly, Posh will never do this, because the owner of those brows sexed up her husband for $10,000 a night. Posh hasn’t taken a piss in over 5 years, but this really is going to piss her off in a major! Posh could’ve used that $10k to buy a pair of crocodile bedroom stilettos from Versace!!! DAMN BECKS!

High-class call girl (Oh, how I wish that was my job title) Irma Nici (Oh, how I wish that was my name) tells InTouch Weekly that Becks paid her $10,000 for one night of down low dicking back in 2007 (Oh, how I wish that was my life).

The 26-year-old (insert your “let me see your birf papers” side-eye here) premium prostitute says that Becks was a repeat customer and they did it 5 times during the course of the year. Irma broke the whore code and talked about Becks’ skills:

“It was a high. All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting. He was very gentle and kind. He knew what he was doing.”

On a sex skills scale of 1 to 10, Irma gave Becks a 7.5. She says he wasn’t into anything too kinky, but he did fap in front of her using lotion from the hotel, “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

Becks also opened up to Irma a little bit and said that he got harder for Posh when she didn’t have the body of xylophone mallet, “He was saying that he liked her body more before. He is more of a butt man than a breast man.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Posh & Becks have been here before. Remember the whole Rebecca Looser thing? So, Becks might buy a 24k-carat hooker every now and again. I’m not sure if this counts as the ultimate betrayal to Posh. The ultimate betrayal would be if Becks cut up her AMEX black card, or if he told her that she “has a butt in those pants.” That’s the real slap!

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