Keanu And A Cupcake

September 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Who frowns at an innocent and sweet cupcake? Who stares at a cupcake as though it’s the reason why their urethra is swollen to the point where the jizz just dribbles out? Who looks down at a cupcake like it’s the cause of that annoying ass mosquito buzzing in their ear in the middle of the night and waking them up? KEANU REEVES DOES! Frowning at a cupcake is like frowning at a bowl full of kittens.

It’s as if Mel Gibson and White Oprah simultaneously queefed on his cupcake. If something as perfect as a cupcake can’t cure Keanu of the chronic sads, then what can?!

In his defense, Keanu is shooting some move called Generation Um, so it’s possible that his character is the one who feels nothing when faced with a sugary cake of happiness. But Keanu makes it look so real. STAINS is still putting him on notice.


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