Afternoon Crumbs

September 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

These vintage Jared Leto pictures have reached a whole new level of preciousness – ONTD

Joaquin Phoenix and Leonardo DiCaprio as down low lovers would’ve been so much hotter 10 years ago – Lainey Gossip

MELOPAUSE, it’s a real thing (not really) – The Superficial

Chanel’s classiest ad yet (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Are these stills from the sequel to Hocus Pocus? – The Berry

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, an anti-gay megachurch pastor walks into a peen…. – Towleroad

Blohan keeps on…keeps on – Hollywood Tuna

Good news for professional athletes who don’t it mind when their dick smells like bronzer all the time – Celebslam

50 Cent has a lot of time on his hands – Celebitchy

Baby Sparrow Madden should know that the curly rat tail is supposed to be worn in the back of the head, not the front – Popsugar

What is AnnaLynne McCord showing off exactly? – Popoholic

Khloe Kardashian isn’t pregnant! That’s just wart hog bloat. Every Sasquatch gets it. – ICYDK

Tommy Girl in Prague – Just Jared

Everyone’s (almost) nekkid in Machete – Egotastic!

Jamie Foxx’s drunkface looks exactly like his Wandasgottasneezeface – Cityrag

Nightmares – OMG Blog

Kylie Minogue’s got face – Hollywood Rag

Brit Brit’s weave or overcooked spaghetti noodles? – I’m Not Obsessed

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