These two hypnotizing memaws (let’s call them Irma & Ethel) from last night’s Dancing with the Has-Beens & Never-Wases!
If the crystal clear quality of these pictures are much too sharp for your eyes to take this morning, just turn your contact lenses inside/out and try again.
During last night’s 12-hour-long season premiere of Dancing for Relevancy, I spent most of my time rewinding and pausing whenever these beauties of a certain age popped up on the screen. It could’ve had something to do with the entire bag of jelly beans I swallowed, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of them. They were my Shining Twins (but in a good way). And they are true fashion vanguards, because Labor Day has long passed and they were wearing white shoes AND white pants. They were dressed like ultrasound technicians from South Florida. That’s always a good thing.
They are the new light of DWTS for me, so hopefully they are front row again tonight to brighten up the stage when some of those bland hos (not including Flo, Cho, Hoff, etc..) cause the bulbs to dim. And here’s another look:
Perfection at all angles.