Courtney Love Is Looking Hot

Especially in that picture directly above these words! That’s my favorite. Courtney Love is pulling her weave back so that no rogue polyester follicle make its way into her mouth and interrupts her while she’s telling a bitch off. Or maybe she’s pulling her weave back to suck off a hobo for a Diet Coke (copyright: Lisa Lampanelli).

Courtney has really been on a roll lately. And by on a roll, I mean she’s been bathing somewhat regularly. The face of Courtney’s Twitter page is that of a homeless whippithead who lives in the doorway of a shuttered Chinese restaurant and throws empty peanut shells at those who walk on their “front lawn.” But then Courtney herself goes out in real life looking like this. Yes, that’s probably a mannequin’s face hot glued over hers, but still!

And I feel like I’m always shocked and dismayed whenever Courtney Love goes out and she doesn’t have a stank cloud around her ala Pig Pen.

Here’s more of CLove at last night’s NYC premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Needs Ambien. CLove is showing people that it doesn’t matter if you check “yes” to the “Are you certifiable?” question on the medical questionnaire at the plastic surgeon’s office. They’ll operate on you anyways!