Open Post: Hosted By Bieber’s Future Backup Dancer

September 20, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’re going to record a YouTube video of you singing to a Justin Bieber song, why would you just do the wallflower shuffle while your dad (or maybe he’s their uncle who drives an electric blue Mustang and always smells like pina coladas) upstages you with his sweet sweet moves in the background? That spazzed out swan has the boogie in him and he’s trying to shake that shit out while the two girls just stand there!

I mean, I think I just watched him do the Cabbage Patch, the Macarena and the Viennese Waltz AT THE SAME TIME. Dude totally used to be a Fantasmic! dancer back in the day.

Wait. Maybe these girls aren’t moving because they are stunned with fear. Should we call the police?

And speaking of bitches with moves, here’s your memaw at a game the other day. I don’t mind that she’s wearing CROCS, because it’s obvious that she’s burning the soles right off of em.

via Buzzfeed

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