How Dreadful: Kim Zolciak’s Latest Assault On The Eardrums Of The World

September 20, 2010 / Posted by:

If Teyana Taylor’sGoogle Me” got brutally attacked in the froat by a rabies-infested blonde coyote with mange and was forced to get an artificial voice box installed, its first words would sound just like Kim Zolciak’s new “song” called “Google Me.Nay Nay Semel is thisclose to filing a copyright infringement lawsuit, because Kim’s song is a “you dumb fuck” away from being her signature line!

Above is just a preview of the song, but I don’t need to hear the whole thing to know that Kim obviously snatched these lyrics from a 90s cheer squad at a high school whose literacy rate is below 10% (probably my high school).

This Benji the Hunted bitch needs to stop. Bitch’s song is way too broke for the Google name. More like, “AltaVista me“.

(Thanks to all who sent this mess in. My dog hates you now.)

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