Matty Daley and Bobby Canciello, two College of New Jersey students who spent their weekend glued to each other’s lips in an effort to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous kiss. Aaaand they did it! Congratulate them by kissing your breakfast bottle of Jack Daniels for 33 seconds straight!
Matty and Bobby, who are just friends (Bobby has a boyfriend), decided it was time to gay up the Guinness Book of World Records so they marinated their lips in Vaseline, coated their teefs with Altoid dust and locked lips for 33 hours all in the name of LGBT rights. The previous record (32 hours 7 minutes and 14 seconds) was held by a straight couple from Germany.
Guinness’ rules stated that Matty and Bobby couldn’t piss and shit into diapers of any sort and they had to stand the entire time, so they did a 48-hour cleanse beforehand and regularly stretched their parts. When Matty and Bobby finally beat the record, their lips jumped off their faces to kiss a tube of lip chap and they had the stank bref of a cokehead with halitosis, but they did it!
At the 43:30 mark below is the exact moment when they beat the record.
They still didn’t beat my record of sucking on Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s ass for 5 years straight, but they can tackle that shit next!