Lindsay Lohan has until Friday to either sneak into White Oprah’s carry-on for a flight to Switzerland or stuff her lips with enough bad shit to feed her for 30 days in jail. TMZ reports that Blohan’s judge has officially revoked her probation and has issued a bench warrant for her arrest. Her next court date isn’t until Friday morning so the judge is giving her until then to turn herself in. The party don’t stop until Nana Lohan turns off the strobe machine!
The judge threw down the arrest warrant after LiLo tested positive for coke and amphetamines (probably Adderral or meth) in at least two drug tests. LiLo admitted to having issues with the bad shit and said she will accept any consequence that comes her way. If the judge isn’t made of lies, he will throw her in the clink for 30 days.
This, all over again! It feels like it was just yesterday when we were glued to the live feed and rolling our eyes at her tearful performance worthy of a thousand Razzies. And now we’re doing it all over again. Part of me hopes that LiLo gets in her Porsche and drives for the border with White Oprah in the passenger seat. This whole crackhead saga really needs a police chase.