It’s a good thing Shiloh is a chosen one who was birthed on a cloud made from the coos of a thousand baby angels over Mount Olympus….. Because if Shiloh wasn’t, then anti-terrorism officers would’ve tackled her to the ground, dragged her to jail and put her on trial for trying to attack LAX with a wooden sword yesterday.
Which leads me to the question, kids nowadays play with swords made out of wood?! When Christmas times rolls around, my little cousins always tell me to not bother getting them anything that doesn’t plug in or doesn’t require a secret code to unlock every damn achievement. But thanks to Shiloh, those brats will now get twigs and branches under their trees this year. If it’s good enough for Baby Brad!