Becks’ celebrated L.A. Galaxy’s win against DC United yesterday by pulling his Jersey off and giving the night air a taste of his nipples (tastes like NADS, light agave nectar and MAC Lip Glass). Most footballers might celebrate a victory by howling and/or screeching, but Becks should never EVER do that. Becks’ scream probably sounds like Kristin Chenoweth on helium getting a Brazilian wax, so yeah his victory dance should only consist of showing those nipples.
If Becks and his dead end happy trail (WHY DOES IT END?!!!) do nothing for you, I’ve also posted some pictures of Landon Donovan. And if he does nothing for your, well then the dude in thumbnail #2 is sort of bringing the hotness.