Before we get started, let me just say that we should all want to look like the beauty all the way to left when we enter the Matlock age of our lives.
So, while Tommy Girl’s Scientohole was uniting with a Marvin the Martian butt plug down in his dungeon, his Top Gun co-star was engaging in a much more touching and important ceremony. Kelly McGillis and her partner of 10 years Melanie Leis were joined in a civil union in Collingswood, NJ on Wednesday afternoon.
Kelly and Melanie first met over 10 years ago at a restaurant Kelly co-owned with her second husband at the time. Melanie was an employee there. Kelly and Melanie instantly knew they were meant for each other when “Take My Breath Away” played on the restaurant’s boombox, the white sheer curtains gently blew in the breeze and everything suddenly turned to blue. Or something like that.
Since it’s a special time for these two, I will refrain from giving a sermon about the second coming of Bert currently playing above Melanie’s eyes. I will put my tweezers away and save it for another day.