Hot Slut Of The Day!

No, these are not stills from Khloe Kardashian’s sex tape so no need to reach for the bottle of Visine’s holy water eyewash. This is Mimmi, the yoga bear at Finland’s Ahtari Zoo who every morning stretches her legs and airs out her hairy honey pot in front of a creepy ass door that looks like the gateway to Hostel. They could at least give homegirlsome ambiance that’ll help her reach chakras.

Paul Harvey, a yoga teacher from Bristol, told The Guardian that he recognized a few of Mimmi’s poses, “The first is spread legs, holding big toes or feet – and she’s doing a pretty good job with claws. These are not beginners’ postures. Yogi bear is definitely an advanced practitioner.” Or maybe she’s just farting at all the nosy bitches staring at her parts.

Paul also made a sad when he said that Mimmi might be doing yoga to keep from mauling the faces off the zookeepers, “She looks like quite a lonely bear. Perhaps she’s doing yoga to keep herself sane.”

So Mimmi’s caretakers better be thankful that she’s stretching her legs instead of stretching her claws on their froats. Get her a honey-scented mat or secretly release her into the wild so she can teach bear yoga to the masses.

I was going to put NSFW censor bars on Mimmi’s parts, but it’s not like all of us haven’t seen a spread-eagled bear before. Don’t act like you weren’t at the leather bar last night!