September 17, 2010 / Posted by:

When OctoMom first burst onto the ho stroll after bursting out 8 BABIES!!!, Vivid Entertainment offered her $1 million to spread her C-section scar in a porn movie. Octo clutched her rosary, made the sign of the cross and was so offended by Vivid’s offer that she almost fainted into a puddle of offensiveness.

Well, it’s 7-months later and Octo couldn’t even pop 8 dollars out of her pussy if she tried. Octo is about to move her child army into the Super 8 down the street and she’s putting on her chanklas right now to pay a visit to the WIC office. Octo’s home is facing foreclosure and she might go on welfare.

Vivid heard Octo’s woes and so they are circling around her once again. This time they are offering to give her $500,000 for just one hour of boning. This is the open sore letter they released today:

In a letter to Nadya, Vivid founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch says “We have an easy and ready solution for you to relieve yourself of this financial problem. We are offering you the opportunity to perform in one scene, for one hour in one of our movies and we will pay you up to $500,000.

“We can arrange for this to happen quickly so that you will get paid in advance of your October deadline.

“We urge you to give our offer serious consideration. We will work closely with you in planning your scene to make this an enjoyable experience for you,” he added.

Gossip sites have reported that Nadya is close to going on welfare in order to support her 14 children. If she accepts the offer from Vivid, she will be able to avoid both foreclosure and welfare.

“I hope to hear from her very quickly,” says Hirsch. “It appears she has no time to waste and I feel confident that she will be pleased with the results of her shoot with us.”

There’s no way Octo is going to take this offer. That crazy bitch would rather figuratively fuck taxpayers in the ass than get fucked literally on screen. If I was her, I’d Crisco up my coochie and ask Vivid for the time and place. Screeching babies, clouds of baby diarrhea, toddler vomit everywhere…. You’d have to suck on a crack pipe or suck on a peen just to deal.

That’s how you know Octo is on the other side of sane, because she claims nothing makes her happier than hearing all ten million of her kids crying in the morning. Forget 69, 5150 that crazy.

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