Like Coco Has To Tell Us

September 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Coco’s straight out of Narnia nalgas’ main source of protein is the click of a camera, so it’s rare when a day goes by and she hasn’t Twatted a picture of her quadruple down ass. I couldn’t point out some of my family members in a line-up, but just a peek of Coco’s twin moon rising makes me hit my buzzer. Coco wants to keep it that way, which is why she pulled down her jeans (with the help of the tug of war champion of the world) and gave her Twitter followers the picture above along with this note:

Thank you for clearing that up, Coco. The fact that your thong looks like it’s about to snap before getting dragged into the tunnel of elegance didn’t give anything away.

And how long before the Illuminati claims Coco’s thong as one of their symbols?

via Jezebel

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