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September 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Justine, the dump truck driver and exquisite eyebrow canvas from last night’s On the Road with Austin & Santino!

Late last night, a single brow hair (Full Disclosure: It was an eyelash, but that fact doesn’t work with this story so just go with it!) fell into my eye and stung like a hot tear from one of hell’s angels. Now I know why. My eyebrows were weeping for the perfectly drawn upside down happy faces over Justine’s eyes. I didn’t show up to mass last night to witness this glorious spectacle of brow artistry for myself, but thankfully readers Laura and Adrienne did and sent in these pictures.

These are the kind of brows that would make any mirror scream, “You are the fairest of them all!” Snow White threw her hand over her head and a boulder rolled over all the dwarves when these brows hit the screen. It’s as if the Evil Queen’s brows of terror exhaled and deflated a bit.

And not only that, but if you stare at the long beautiful road over Justine’s eyes, it kind of looks the curvy, sparkly shaft of a peen. I mean, why was Justin the one getting the makeover when she should be the one injecting more beauty into Austin and Santino?

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