Glamberace vs. A Pap

September 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Glamberace wasn’t exactly farting glitter when a paparazzo got in his life on a beach in Miami yesterday. Instead of destroying the pap with love by shining his Care Bear Stare, Glamberace decided it was time for a little unicorn-on-pap action so he got on that bitch.

Like a scene out of the G-rated version of Gay Hipster Fight, Glamberace tried to snatch the pap’s camera from his hand. One of Glamberace’s friends stopped the wrestling match by pulling him off the pap. They all went their separate ways and that was that. Or so Glamberace thought.

TMZ reports that Glamberace’s arch rival strolled into a Miami police station late last night to file a report against Urban Decay’s most valuable client. The pap’s story is totally different than what the pictures say. The pap told police that Glamberace violently attacked him and wrestled him to the ground in an effort to get his camera out of his bag. The officer taking the report wrote that the pap didn’t have any noticeable bruises. The cops will hand over the report to detectives who will decide if this shit is worth their time or not.

Unless the pap’s ohmygodithurtsface looks exactly like his ohmygoditticklesface, this shit is the opposite of violent. This pap and that dumb bitch Sherin Brown need to take a class at the Learning Annex on the right way to commit fraud. You don’t crack a smile when you’re being “attacked” by a celebrity. You crack a damn rib and cry for your mommy. I swear. This looks more like one of my pieces trying to cuddle with me afterwards. Or an officer from the health department trying to drag Pete Doherty into a shower.

Glamberace laughed about the whole scene on his Twitter:

Eeew paparazzi killed my peaceful afternoon on the beach! #howisthisok?
about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Hahha the photos are hilarious !! Lol please everyone forgive me for that hat. – I was attempting a disguise- clearly failed. Hahah
less than 5 seconds ago via Twitter for iPhone

And just when I was about to Tim Gunn him for wearing that gift store hat….

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