Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit’s wearing chonies! “It’s a good day.” – Daddy Spears and the world – The Superficial
One time at The Abbey I witnessed some old queen pull a bitch’s hair for taking his drink. Sandra Bullock wasn’t there though – Lainey Gossip
Monica Cruz reminds me of a Hawaiian Tropic bottle for some reason – Hollywood Tuna
Why did I keep waiting for the “tornado” to rip their shirts off, duuuuude? – Towleroad
But where’s Angelyne or Shauna Sand on this list?! – The Berry
Stepford Katie looking better, still zombified – Popoholic
Megan Fox with Brad Pitt’s old beard on her crotch (No, it’s Sasha Grey) (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
LeAnn Rimes needs to shut her fingers already – Celebitchy
Kate Walsh’s sushi dress is giving me so many “eat fish” jokes – Just Jared
Orlando Bloom was born to wear ruffles and couch fabric – Popsugar
Keeley Hazell’s nipples are back – Egotastic!
Lindsay Lohan will host SNL in December – ICYDK
Jeremy Renner making constipatedface in GQ – Cityrag
Farewell, As the World Turns – SOW
Shiloh vs. Miloh – Cityrag
And now a bunch of white powder is on Marilyn Manson’s phone – Hollywood Rag
Well, at least T.I. already has a few built-in friends in prison – Crunk + Disorderly
Need an afternoonmare? Oprah-fy yourself! – OMG Blog