Like Keith, Like Johnny

September 16, 2010 / Posted by:

This has been said a million times over, but Johnny Depp sort of is like a young Keith Richards without the dried adobe clay on his face or the sexy green sneakers or the whole “stealing children’s dreams in the middle of the night” thing. Johnny contemplated this while blowing a cig with Keith outside of a restaurant in London last night.

Johnny and his adoptive hobo daddy spent some time together after shooting Pirates of the Caribbean 4 all day. That’s why Johnny’s body is still covered in fake owwies.

And it was really nice and conscientious of Johnny to X mark the spot on his face where your right ass cheek goes. A gentleman all the way!

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