What The Hell Kind Of GD Accent Is That?

September 15, 2010 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jo is a world traveler whose old passport drawer is fuller than the drawer containing the nutsacks of all her victims, but damn DAMN damn she sucks at doing accents! Who keeps telling her that she should do accents in movies? Slap that bitch! Look at the first trailer for The Tourist, a movie where Angie once again plays an international woman of mystery who can unzip a man’s pants with her eyes while loading a pistol with her labia.

For some reason, Angie does a foreign accent in this movie. It won’t piss in your bowl of Count Chocula like her jacked up accent in Alexander, but it will still put a question mark over your head. I mean, what kind of accent is that anyway? She sort of sounds like a tongue-less Brit trying to do an American accent. I don’t even know. For the love of Shiloh tell her to stop!

And I’m honestly only focusing on Angie’s accent, because I refuse to talk about how Johnny Depp looks like a bloated Eddie Vedder here. Don’t make me.

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