At several grocery stores in France right now, they have a wine vending machine set up that allows you to fill up your resealable container of choice (examples: a gas jug or a giant plastic trash can with lid) with either red, white or rosé. Then you print out your receipt and skip your way to Boozetown! The creator of this thing of beauty says that it works for customers, because there’s no packaging, which means the wine is cheaper (1.45 euros/liter). They are hoping to bring over the wine pumping stations to North America as soon as next year.
Now, I’m not sure if you pay before you pump, or after. If the answer is the latter then supermarkets will replace Catholic churches as the go-to place to get drunk on free wine. I can already picture the line of drunk ass whores waiting to suck off that nozzle.
And Maggie Griffin, this is not a mirage. Your prayers have been answered! You two will be very happy together…forever!