Katharine Hepburn has won 4 Oscars for Best Actress. Megan Fox was nominated for “Best WTF Moment” at the MTV Movie Awards. Katharine Hepburn is ranked the #1 actress in AFI’s “50 Greatest Movie Legends.” Megan Fox is ranked #3 in the hotties with the hottest rack list on Michael Bay’s basement refrigerator. Katharine Hepburn is considered one of the greatest actors of all time. Megan Fox is considered one of the dumbest bitches of all time.
“What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she’s doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn’t understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, ‘OK, she was incredible.’ I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting.”
Josh Brolin is not alone. Earlier this year, Mickey Rourke said Megan was the most talented actress he has ever worked with. The fuck? Does she lick the taint that good?
I’m sure my night nurse at the retirement home will be spoon feeding me my own words when we watch Megan Fox accept the Honorary M. Night Shyamalan Lifetime Achivement Award at the Oscars in 40 years.