Seen here moments before they used their spiritual powers to float from the escalator to the floor, St. Angie, Zahara and Shiloh swept into LAX yesterday causing mortal retinas to tingle at the sight of their bright shiny halos. Note: Halos don’t show up in pictures.
These pictures will not only find their way into every Brangeloonies’ family album, they will also find their way into Jon Voight’s heart (right next to the tea bag). While promoting his new TV show Lone Star, Jon told OK! Magazine that he doesn’t mind the tabloids printing stories about his grandkids, because he gets the vapors every time he sees pictures of them. Jon explained, “Sometimes you don’t like it because sometimes it’s distorted stuff. But I like seeing them no matter where they are. I don’t read the stuff; I just look at their picture and swoon. I love them.”
Jon then went on to burp about how he’s been Skype-ing with the holy child army ever since St. Angie lifted the curse and invited him in, “All the kids are smart, I tell you. They’re beautiful children. Shiloh — boy, she’s a smart one! I’ve been away from my computer so I couldn’t get back to Maddox. I’m probably going to see him while I’m here. If I can see them in the flesh, that’s better than Skype.”
Shiloh-boy?! You ain’t right for that one, Jon. Not right at all. As soon as Maddox finishes tricking Aniston by Skype-ing her while wearing a Brad Pitt mask, he’s going to get Jon.
Here’s more of St. Angie, Zahara and Mini Brad gliding through LAX.