It’s Boo Boo!

September 15, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Central Park is no stranger to hosting junked out meth faces with bulging “wheresmynextfixwheresmynextfix” eyes, greasy hair and thirstay lips, so it warmly welcomed Boo Boo the Chihuahua into its field this afternoon.

According to Guinness Book of World Records, Boo Boo is the world’s smallest dog! Boo Boo is 4 inches tall, 6.5 inches long and weighs 1.5 pounds. This isn’t official, but I’m sure Boo Boo is also the world’s smallest crackhead! I mean, why is she giving me a look like she’ll follow me all the way home unless I give her a dollar or my watch. And I totally would. I bet Boo Boo smokes the tiniest crack rock on the tiniest doll spoon. That’s kind of adorable, actually.

NO! Boo Boo is not the Pete Doherty of toy Chihuahuas. Boo Boo is just scared as hell. If a baby butterfly could take you in a street fight and a human fart could send you flying into the next dimension, you too would be frightened as all fuck. But Boo Boo really has no reason to be terrified, though. The wings on her gorgeous owner’s hair will protect her now and for all time.

Here’s more of the dog who is smaller than some dicks promoting the new Guinness Book of World Records 2011 in NYC today. The world’s tallest dog (at 3 feet 5 inches) Giant George was also there! George is looking at Boo Boo like: “My nutsack is bigger than you.”

Tags: Meth Faces, PUPPIES!, This Belongs In A Museum, We Can All Go Home Now, Yeah Okay

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