Christmas Is Canceled This Year

September 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Replace your stupid Santa Claus hat with a black veil and tell the kids not to bother jumping out of bed at 4 in the damn morning like crackheads on December 25th, because 2010 is the year without Christmas! How can Christians and people who just want free gifts (aka me) celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus without hearing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s voice?! The answer: we can’t! So Christmas is officially over now that Rudolph is a mute!

E! Online reports that Billie Mae Richards, the voice of Rudolph in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, passed away last week in Toronto. She (yes, Rudolph’s voice had a vagina) was 88.

Billie Mae was also the voice of Tender Heart Bear in The Care Bears Movie.

Rest in Peace, Billie Mae… Make sure to drink a mashed fruitcake with rum on Christmas Day for us since we won’t be celebrating down here.

(Thanks Tracy)

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