Afternoon Crumbs
The first rule of GAY HIPSTER FIGHT CLUB is: don’t fuck up my hair – The Awl
What in Mr. Burns meets Chris Kattan hell did they do to Gael Garcia Bernal? – Lainey Gossip
Babies in strollers should now beware of a white Porsche instead of a Maserati – The Superficial
Rachel Uchitel’s camel toe could use a manicure – Egotastic!
I’d hit it. I’d hit it. I’d brunch with it. I’d hit it. – Towleroad
Kate Gosselin’s tucked, plucked and Photoshopped body on People – Celebitchy
Felicity! Put on some damn clothes! – Popoholic
JWoww is subtle – Hollywood Tuna
35-year-old Drew Barrymore is losing her baby fat – Popsugar
GQ doesn’t know how to sell magazines, puts Ryan Reynolds in clothes – The Berry
LeAnn Rimes hit the gym to deal with taking a sledgehammer to two marriages. The ho has endurance! – Just Jared
Sofia Vergara is maybe engaged – I’m Not Obsessed
Was Big Brother Lane’s girlfriend running from the scene? – ICYDK
The “Gingers Have Souls” kid is playing dress up, induces nightmares while doing so – OMG Blog
Who ordered the Double Down? Sorry, no refunds. – Cityrag
I can totally see Jason Biggs’ Apple charger – SOW
Matt Bellamy is already bored of Kate Hudson’s ass – Hollywood Rag