Party In The Front, Party In The Back

September 14, 2010 / Posted by:

What’s that old saying that Anna Wintour says every season while on of her many girl slaves meticulously scrubs the scuff marks out of her sunglasses (still on her face) with a cashmere baby wipe? Oh yeah, she says, “It’s not fucking NYC Fashion Week without CoCo.” This is a fact. So luckily Fashion Week was saved this afternoon when the real CoCo of fashion (a Chanel anvil is going to fall on my ass in 3..2..) tucked her camel toe and walked the runway at the Sachika Twins show.

Nevermind the fact that CoCo’s suddenly chiseled jawline looks like she’s been chewing on barbels, I’ve never noticed before that her chichi and nalgas areas are almost identical! They both look like two beluga whale heads bumping against each other.

And thanks to Coco, I think we’ve found a candidate for 2010’s slut dress. Put in your orders now (or just visit your local Frederick’s outlet where I’m sure they have one in every color).

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