Hot Slut Of The Day!

Polly, the ten-week old tabby cat who was born with some kind of furry word on her body.

See, cats are not only good for waking you up at the break of dawn by purring into your nostrils or pressing their damn paws into your chest. Thanks to nature, cats now come complete with word games and shit! The Daily Mail has once again delivered a very important story straight from the animal world.

Garry Marsh and his wife Joan adopted Polly from a rescue center last weekend, but they didn’t notice the word “cat” in her fur until a few days later. Yeah, they see the word “cat.” Let’s get another look:

I see “cat 7“. I also see, “Mca1F“, “.iycodt” and “cad“. And another look:

Now I see a Loch Ness Monster trying to catch a flying trout. This is like trying to figure out CAPTCHA while drunk! Where the hell is the button on Polly for the visually impaired, because none of us will be able to sleep until we know the message that heaven is trying to send us. (SPOILER ALERT: The message they are trying to send is “you have too much time on your hands“).