Afternoon Crumbs

David Silver is all grown up and topless in Desperate Housewives! And I’m guessing he makes that same face every time Megan Fox opens her mouth. – Towleroad

Miles from The Golden Girls has passed away – Associated Press

Whatever happened to the days of passing your boyfriend a barfy love note during homeroom? – Lainey Gossip

Because Mel Gibson and Montana Fishburne are not available, Lindsay Lohan is in talks to do SNL – The Superficial

You know Janet from Three’s Company fapped to this (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Teri Snatcher in a wet suit – The Berry

Cover your innocent eyes Chuy, because here’s Chelsea Handler’s tits – Egotastic!

Two famous people are not selling EXCLUSIVE pictures of their new baby to People magazine for six figures. What’s going on in this world?!!! – Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus and her on-again toy sucking face…. And all I hear is the sound of teefs clittity clacking – Just Jared

Tommy Girl adjusting his cock ring – Popsugar

Montana Fishburne 5150ed herself – I’m Not Obsessed

Taylor Swift at the Easy A premiere – Popoholic

The Kardashians must be stopped – ICYDK

Judge Judy gets stoned – Cityrag

Taylor Momsen really needs a new dress girdle thing – Hollywood Rag

Nicole Kidman’s face is still…um…yeah – Holy Moly!