Courtney Covers Caca

To me, “Bad Romance” was meant to be sung by a bitch who has a voice like a chain-smoking seal with cotton mouth and chronic asthma, so Courtney Love’s version completely works for me! After showing up nearly 90-minutes late, Courtney stumbled onto the stage at Don Hill’s in NYC last night and hocked up an ash-encrusted loogie that some are calling her cover of “Bad Romance.” And as Courtney was singing it, all the beef on Lady Caca’s meat gown dried up and turned to jerky.

Somebody who was there tells Vulture that Courtney was at the tippity top top of her game last night. At one point during her show, Courtney was sick of the voices in the audience drowning out the voices in her head, so she shouted at the crowd, “Shut the fuck up, or I’m walking the fuck off. I mean it.”

A true Courtney fan loves that kind of verbal kick to their ears, so they all stayed and begged for more. At the very end of her set, someone in the audience told Courtney they loved her. Courtney responded with, “You don’t even know me.” HAHA! It was probably one of her back alley pharmacists thanking her for the business and she just fucked herself.

Here’s a few pictures of Courtney from the other night rocking her third (or is it fourth?) new face and a chest chain. If Sharon Stone’s character in Casino was still alive today, she would look like this mess.