Afternoon Crumbs

There’s just so many shades of foolery on this cover that I’m just going to focus on Basement Baby’s Sharpie traced lids – Necole Bitchie

James Franco’s new movie is putting bitches in the ER – Lainey Gossip

Welcome to Monday, here’s Owen Wilson pissing on a golf course – The Superficial

Evan Rachel Wood better not screw Mildred Pierce up too – Towleroad

Somewhere there’s a single tube of red lipstick crying itself to sleep – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Aniston is doing everybody including John Mayer (again) – Celebitchy

Houses with grass roofs (not that kind of grass unfortunately) – The Chive

OMG I have the exact same shirt – Popoholic

Does Kim Kardashian use Botox on her nipples too? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

What in the New Year’s Eve Barbie Hell is Selena Gomez wearing? – Egotastic!

Sam Merlotte’s got his nipples out – Popsugar

Hayden Panatroll watches her daddy at work – Just Jared

But where oh where is Nana Lohan? – ICYDK

Moonman is a Boobman – Cityrag

Christina Hendricks is so demure at the Tommy Hilfiger show – Holy Moly!

Parasite Hilton bought a rodent mansion. Too easy. – I’m Not Obsessed

If Xtina was a Mr. Potato Head – SOW

Christian Bale and a pair of hair clippers are fucking done professionally – Hollywood Rag