While sitting in front of a set piece from the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland, Taylor Swift poured her raw emotion into a song about how EVIL MEAN OLE’ Kanye West snatched her dreams away last year and now she forgives him for it. Did I miss the part where Kanye also snatched the beating heart out of the chest of Taylor’s favorite kitten, because it’s not that serious! Taylor should be diving into her above ground pool filled with money not writing a song that sounds like it came directly out of a book of monologues for high school drama students.
What’s with all this innocent shit? You know what isn’t innocent anymore? TAYLOR’S FEETS! I mean, with all the fuckery and skankness that has been on that stage tonight…. Taylor now has a bad case of slut’s feet (been there…still there).
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