Where is Ben Affleck’s other hand? Why does Jon Hamm have a look of relief on his face as though his prostate just exhaled? I’m not sure what’s going on here. But one thing I am sure of is that these pictures are going to make Matt Damon run to the “Ben & Me” room in his house and dump all of the boxes of pictures of them together on the carpet.
Then Matt’s going to blast the acoustic version of Alanis’ “You Oughta Know“ and scream along with it as he cuts Ben’s face out of every single picture. It’s not going to be a pretty sight when Matt’s iTunes plays “Ben” while he’s in the middle of cutting that two-timing slut whore friend out of his life. Yeah, somebody should make Matt a special “The End of a Bromance” mix so this doesn’t happen.
Anyways, here’s Ben with his new honey Jon Hamm at a press conference for their movie The Town at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday afternoon. Jeremy Renner, Rebecca Hall, Blake Lively and Chris Cooper were there too, but I bet they felt like the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th wheel (respectively).