Butch Butch Butchin’ It Up

September 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s Zac Efron giving me a cross between “fantastical magic unicorn wearing a moustache mask” and “purdiful drag king doing a young Tom Selleck impersonation” at the Deauville American Film Festival in France yesterday.

Since Zac Efron spends the better part of his day making sure every face pore is filled with just the right amount of foundation, I’m a little surprised to see that his beard is sort of wild. You would think that Zac spends hours in front of his Disney Princess mirror making sure his beard is perfectly primped and polished before he presents it to the public. But I guess Zac wants to make sure that his beard doesn’t upstage the real star: his pretty pretty face! A face that could launch a thousand ships filled with seamen (euphemism alert).

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