Naomi Campbell could rip the hide off of the last living snow leopard and wear it to a Peta event, and I’d simply shrug while saying, “That’s her way!” Naomi Campbell could bite into the froat of a blind homeless man thinking he looked at her the wrong way, and I still wouldn’t even bother throwing half a side-eye at her. But this this THIS right here is some deplorable shit! This is a valid reason for the state to stamp Naomi’s forehead with a giant red 5150! Somebody needs to put on a Hannibal Lecter mask (so she can’t Cape Fear you in the cheek) and gently hug her with a Versace straitjacket. Naomi has finally gone too far.
During last night’s Watch What Happens: Live, Naomi, who is supposedly a Real Housewives fan, called in to ask Teresa Giudice a question. The question was not: “Can you meet me at the nearest corner so I can introduce your face to my new spiked Blackberry?” And it also wasn’t: “Can you donate some of your overgrown hairline to my tragic hairline situation?” No, Naomi said this to Teresa:
“How do you do it? You have four kids, you take care of your family, you cook and clean. I mean, you have no help at all. How do you do it?! You’re a role model. It’s like, you dress all your kids. They’re always….it’s amazing.
(Andy to Naomi: “You think she’s a role model?“) Yeah, she’s a role model, a mother…. She’s a business woman, she’s cooking, she’s cleaning, she’s a wife…. You know, yeah. The real deal.”
Of course, Naomi also told Andy that she “understood” when Neandertheresa shoved him to get to Prostitution Whore-ah at the reunion.
The poor tortured assistant who held up the phone up to Naomi’s face during this bizarre conversation not only had to control the shakes in her hand, but she also had to swallow hard to keep the laughs from pouring out of her mouth.
In this case, CRAZY BITCHES should not stick together! Imagine if Bravo gave those two a reality show? They wouldn’t tear each other’s guts out. They would realize they are stronger together. Then they would recruit Kate Gosselin, Karl Lagerfeld and Michael Lohan and form a giant HUMAN CUNTIPEDE!
Yeah, we better keep Naomi and Teresa away from each other.