How Did This Happen?

September 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson doesn’t have the skills to be a judge for the South Carolina State Fair’s Annual Pig Costume Contest, and yet she somehow was chosen to be the guest judge at Project Runway’s finale runway show in NYC yesterday morning. And Jessica confirmed that she’s the second coming of Coco Chanel by wearing an unfortunate dress that made her look like Ethan Suplee in bootleg drag as Endora going to a funeral. Blame Michael Kors for giving Jess another “This Is Not The Look” moment, because he designed that mess.

I know Jessica Simpson sells a lot of shoes at Macy’s and shit, but JWoww also has a clothing line and you don’t see her as a guest on Project Runway (Crystal ball says “Please welcome guest judge…JWoww – Heidi Klum next season”). I mean, Jessica has the fashion sense of a damn squirrel!

Wait, I take that back. Sugar Bush has proven that squirrels have impeccable taste in fashion:

Hell, Sugar Bush should’ve been the guest judge instead of Jessica!

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