Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Before he met George Michael, Kenny Goss is rumoured to have encountered which tubby Scientologist (and current National Enquirer target) in a LA sauna? (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

No wonder George Michael is always crashing into shit. The image of a sweaty John Travolta humping on his partner keeps replaying in his head.

Word from a certain lake in Italy is that this heavily closeted Tinseltown actor has ditched the personal trainer/hairdresser/assistant he’s been having a relationship with for years in favor of a very pretty 17-year-old. He’s said to be besotted but even his regular entourage are worried the lad in question may not have the purest motives. Sorry, no more clues. (Popbitch)

Elisabetta Canalis better get pictures of this to add to the blackmail file she’ll need to whip out when George Clooney (?) eventually shaves her off.

An up and coming starlet whispered to a friend of hers that the reason she just landed a new role in a very popular movie that will be coming out this year is because her mother was willing to sleep with a few people involved in casting. It landed her the role according to the underage star. Ewww! (BuzzFoto)

Did Ali Lohan or Noah Cyrus get cast in a movie without any of us knowing it?

A certain multi-talented actress was backstage during the recent run-through of a talk show. While the host was trying out introductory bits, he made a remark about this actress’ husband being the “shortest man in the world”. She could have been annoyed or shocked but instead let out a bigger laugh than anyone else. (Blind Gossip)

Stepford Katie? But Katie only did that because Suri hit the “LAUGH ROBO LAUGH” button on the remote control that operates her hard drive.