If you Google Image the name “Kim Kardashian,” you will get hit with dozens upon dozens of pictures of Kim showing off her titty sacks and ass crack from every angle. Yet Kim is suddenly throwing on a nun’s habit and crossing her legs over the release of 19 outtakes from her 2007 Playboy photo shoot.
Apparently, Kim regrets posing for Playboy and really wishes Ray J’s piss would just wash away all the pictures and memories from that shoot. A source tells Radar, “Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again. She is trying to put that behind her (Ed note: No, I don’t think she was pointing to an NFL huddle when she said this) and gets embarrassed about the photos.”
As Joel McHale says almost every week on The Soup, Kim is only famous for “having a big ass and a sex tape.” This trick is really trying to sit there and act like most of us haven’t seen Ray J’s boomerang dick go into her mouth. When 4 out of 5 straight dudes can accurately sketch your labia from memory, the last thing you should feel uncomfortable about is some stupid pictures of your titties on some stupid website. My guess is that Kim is really upset, because as soon as she saw the outtakes online she ran to her mailbox hoping to find a check from Playboy. She didn’t, obviously. Now that is a real reason to freak out.