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Imagination, a British soul dance group from the 1980s that makes Earth, Wind and Fire and The Village People look like the official groups of the Hell’s Angels. This kind of glitter has brand new sparkles I have never seen before.

Three members of Spartacus’ army were left for dead when a flaming disco ball launched by their enemies crashed on top of them. Employees from a nearby American Apparel dragged the glittermeisters into their store and wrapped their wounds in metallic spandex and healed their cuts with the sweet syrup that drops from Verdine White’s no-no when he hits a high note. This is how Imagination came to be! This is also 300 as seen through the eyes of Freddie Mercury up in heaven.

And Imagination’s music is another thick layer of musky sweat covered sequins. Music that makes you want to rip your clothes off and roll around on a velvet blanket while pouring Spanish Fly all over your body. Listening to an Imagination song will suddenly make you see everything through a frosty lens.

Clear your schedule, grab a plate and get yourself a piece below:

(For Karla)