Afternoon Crumbs

September 9, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Raggedy Rihanna, put on your clothes before a tick bites you in the asshole! – Hollywood Tuna

Fishsticks Paltrow flashes a little pink (that made me queasy too) – Lainey Gossip

CRACK BABY ALERT – The Superficial

James Franco declares that he’s not a gay stoner. What good is he then?!!!! – Towleroad

Lauren Graham and Peter Krause are dating now – Celebitchy

And in “blonde ain’t your color” news…. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Gisele Bundchen’s Levi’s chonies could be shorter – Egotastic!

The thing is, this is Blake Lively’s “OMG I’m so excited” face – Popoholic

Chip Shop really is heaven’s franchise here on earth – The Berry

Don’t you just want to sprinkle sour sugar all over Tom Hardy’s lips and bite at them like Gummi Worms – Just Jared

Please tell me White Oprah is going to meet Oprah OPRAH – ICYDK

Shirley Phelps Roper (no relation to Mr. or Mrs.) is at it again – OMG Blog

Why hello there, Clive Owen – Popsugar

Jude Law and Guy Ritchie made a Dior ad together – Holy Moly!

Weed report – Cityrag

KFed stands by his gravy train (“Mmmmmm gravy” – KFed) – I’m Not Obsessed

Jon Hamm is the new Matt Damon – SOW

The direct opposite of love in an elevator – Hollywood Rag

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