The Wrong Way To Launch A Watermelon

September 8, 2010 / Posted by:

In this preview clip for the new season of The Amazing Race, Claire finds out the hard way what it’s like to get slapped in the face by one of Aretha Franklin’s chichis. “I can’t feel my face” is what most people say when they try to motorboat Aretha, so they all feel Claire’s pain!

And then right after Claire almost gets decapitated by a watermelon, her partner Brook tells her that she needs to keep going. Claire was just on the wrong end of a Gallagher facial! Claire has watermelon snot lodged into the deeper parts of her brain! Claire is trying to emotionally deal with the fact that she’s going to smell watermelon for the rest of her fucking life! Claire’s gums have been replaced by watermelon rind! Claire’s vision is blurred by a chorus of dancing watermelons taunting her ass! Claire just got a heavy dose of “BITCH BOOM BYE” in the face by a damn watermelon! ….And her bitch partner says to her, “You have to finish.

THAT BIT….Okay, I’d probably tell Claire the same thing. Well, do you want to get a happy face from Phil at the end of the leg, or a sad face?! See, don’t let that bitch ass watermelon keep you from seeing Phil’s happy face!

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