Racine, You In Danger Girl

September 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Don’t worry, Maddox is placing his hand on the Rosetta Stone right this second to get the French translation for “You in danger girl” to text this Racine ho. Jennifer Aniston is off the hook for the day, because Maddox has bigger tricks to fry…..like Racine (or “Ratcine” as Maddox is already calling her).

Racine, a 22-year-old French model who works as a fancy flight attendant for a private jet company, tells Star Magazine that she has licked on the vampire marks left by St. Angie on Brad Pitt’s balls while they were up in the air. God must have been taking his afternoon nap while they were doing it, because I’m surprised he didn’t grab the plane and shake Brad’s peen out of Racine’s snatch as a favor to his main homegirl St. Angie.

Not only does Racine swear she got it on with Brad, but she also brags about how she has taken a wet ride on three of St. Angie’s leftover peens.

The article on Star’s website doesn’t really say anything else, but they do leave us with this quote from Racine about how she loves to fuck claimed dick. A quote that is definitely going to gain her membership into the Homewreckers Union, “They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.” And just like that, all the blood rushed straight to Sienna Miller’s bull dozer vagina.

In all seriousness, you can’t just blurt out that you fucked Brad Pitt without presenting some evidence to the court. A picture, a text, a used condom, or even a vial filled with the joyous tears that fell out of Brad’s eye holes as soon as he stuck his wang into a vagina that didn’t bite at him.

I was joking about the Homewreckers Union thing, because Racine’s mistress whore game is bunk shit. And Maddox should go back to his regularly scheduled programmed (example: crank messaging Aniston on Match.com).

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