Mah Boo In The Morning!
September 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Here’s a sugary drop of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to make your bowl of cereal marshmallows extra sweet this morning (that sentence was an internal monologue). Mah Boo proved that he’s an expert multitasker by trying to woo a cab with his biceps and stone fox glare while hitting the pre-programmed “forward to the authorities” button on his phone when my number popped up. Mah Boo held on tight to the extra shirt he always carries around in case he needs to swat a certain gay gnat who comes fluttering around him. Swat me! Swat me!
And even though Mah Boo tried to mute his sexiness yesterday, he still made people “oooooh” from every open orifice (see thumbnail #3).
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