Wives Are The New Babies

September 7, 2010 / Posted by:

TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.

While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse’s smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin’s shows get taken out back, she’s totally going to cross over into this shit by becoming Kody Brown’s fifth wife.

Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he’s going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody’s fifth wife. Yeah, that’s probably how it’s going to play out.

via The Awl

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