I really can’t with this right now, so I’ll just let Taylor Momsen’s bandmate Ben Phillips explain it to you.
Ben told Heat Magazine (via MTV UK), “In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff. We’d burn old keyboards, computers, stuff them full of TNT and set them on fire. Taylor loves fire. I shouldn’t say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out.”
Her dog’s charbroiled nutsack probably looked a lot like her face in that picture above.
This bitch is putting the ASS in badass. I doubt Taylor actually torched her dog’s balls. Bitch brought in two rotten Ikea meatballs and passed it off as her poor dog’s nutsack so that everyone in the band would once again stamp her with the “YOU SO EDGY” label. This trick don’t fool me.
Don’t be surprised if Taylor pulls an Ozzy Osbourne by biting off the head of a pigeon on stage. But Taylor won’t use a real pigeon. She’ll use a toy one with red stuffing. “You’re a bad bitch!” – Every toddler on the playground to Taylor.
And in the same interview with Heat, Taylor said this when asked why she always looks like she just sniffed her dog’s burnt testicles: “I do smile when things are funny. I’m quite moody, I’m a teenager and I’m PMS-ing all the fucking time, what do you expect? I am quite moody and I have an interesting life and I get my picture taken 24/7, and it’s not always pleasurable. I am really moody, but I’m not a mean person. I’m actually nice.”
In case you didn’t get it from the three times she burped it out in that quote, she’s quite moody.