If you signed up for Team Penn in the ongoing bitch fight between Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean because you figured he serves better shit at his team meetings, then think again. Sean Penn has denied feeding his nostrils with Lohan dust while partaking in relief efforts in Haiti.
Sean’s spokeswhore issued the denial after Wyclef Jean accused him of not knowing shit about shit because he’s too busy snorting cocaine in Haiti. The accusation came flying out of Wyclef Jean’s mouth at a concert this past weekend, because he didn’t appreciate Sean criticizing his candidacy for the president of Haiti. These two bitches, I swear. Sean’s rep had this to say:
“Mr. Jean is clearly unfamiliar with the physical demands put upon volunteers in Haiti. As aid workers there, the notion of depleting the body’s immune system thru the use of illicit drugs is ludicrous. More specifically, J/P Haitian Relief Organization (a.k.a. JPHRO) has a ZERO tolerance policy for any and all illegal drugs. As the leader of this organization, Sean Penn has not only set this policy, but adheres to it. That Mr. Jean would make such a false accusation is reckless and saddening, but not surprising.”
Sean will fist a pap in the face if the dude’s lens gets too close, so I love how professional-like this statement is. Sean really wants to beat Clef with his coke spoon, but he’s sitting on his fists in this statement. I mean, “….the notion of depleting the body’s immune system thru the use of illicit drugs”. That is some shit Marie Lubbock from Just the Ten of Us would say to her sisters while watching them do lines off of a frat boy’s abs. Don’t threaten me with a good time, Sean!
But seriously, my guess is that both Sean and Clef aren’t sniffing that narcotic, because they are too busy brawling like two X-Factor contestants. How do they get anything done?